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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Me and mum @ 1:52 AM

POST DONE ON TUESDAY , 22DEC09 , 12.27AM .
The net was being GAY that’s why it’s posted later . (:

Hey guys ! My mum was home early . She usually comes home like 11 plus . Or Midnight . She had a toothache so she could go home early . Cool manager . Lols . Anyways , I have two funny conversation with her . I Lol’d so hard while talking to her . That’s what I love about my mum . (: but it’s so rare to have her in this mood . Some part was change English .

The RED is my MUM
The BLACK is ME .

Conversation 1
Mum: Look at this girl ! She looks like a GUY ! (pointing at the television)
Me:Which girl ??
Mum: The one at the right ! The RIGHT!
Me: Ouh yeah , her voice is like a MAN’s voice !
Mum: Search if she have the Adam thingy !
Me: It’s the Adam apple !
Mum: WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A GUY ?
Mum: HER MOUTH IS SOO BIG !
Me: Ya okok . (Ignoring while eating)
Mum: LOOK ADQ ! Her mouth is soo big !
Mum: Why is she like that ? LOOOK !
Me: Okay okay , I think she is a guy …
Mum: BUT SHE HAVE BOOBS !
Me: She can do her boobs … -_-
Mum: melissa is the queen for the night ????
Me: Whose melissa ?
Mum: The girl whose nose is not straight ..
Me: -_-
Mum: Why is that girl whom look like a guy hitting her head ? She wanna die ??
Me: I GIVE UP TALKING TO YOU …

The next one for me is much more hilarious …:D

Conversation 2
Me: Mummy , last night , at around 12+ there’s someone whom knock the door like breaking it down ! (it really happen)
Mum: Really ???? Did you check ?
Me: Yeah , I peep to the hole and I saw NOONE .
Mum: (face fucking shock)
[few minutes later]
Me: Mummy , the lotion you gave me , have mixed frangipani flower … Ghoo..st likeit ..
Mum: What like it ??
Me: Ghost …
Mum: Really uyh ! Maybe that’s the reason for the door knocking !
Me: Maybe …
Me: Why did you buy it ????
Mum: I got it free …
Me: No wonder ! No one wants to buy it so they gave away free …
Mum: If you don’t want it , go throw away !
Me: You are walking past the garbage bin ! You throw !
Mum: You throw !
Me: okay fine , I’ll throw outside the window ..
Mum: ARE YOU CRAZY ! What if it hit a car or people’s head !
Me: I GUESS you’re right ..
Mum: Okay , keep it in your room first ! (walk away quickly)
Me: WHAT ? NOOOOO . You keep it okay ? I put it beside your beg .
Mum: NO MANNERS ! You better don’t !
Me: I’ve put already . BYE !
Mum: okay fine , I’ll give it to my working friends .. Hahah (:
Me: that is soo bad …

END !

Sorry if You don’t find it funny though . It’s so rare to get her to her happy mood . So yeah , one lucky day ? It’s RAINING AT NIGHT ! It’s sooo coooool to sleep . Lols , okay , I’m done . Expect a fucking second post yaw .

HannaJhonson . (:

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